This is my worst weekend ever

"Justin Young" (jus1029) 09/07/2013 at 12:09 • Filed to: Sickness

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Got fever and cough.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Justin Young 09/07/2013 at 12:19

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Take a glass of whisky, find some honey and stir inn a spoon or five... add boiling water (about the same amount as you've got whisky). THEN add 6-10 drops of hot sauce (as hot as you can muster). add a couple of star anis seeds, stir with a cinnamon stick. Repeat until you feel well.

Ahh.. yes... you should of course drink the concoction, not just make it.

charski > Justin Young 09/07/2013 at 12:28

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As Homer Simpson said to his son after a game of "Truth or Dare" went sideways, and I paraphrase; "no, no, son, this is your worst weekend ever, SO FAR..."

Justin Young > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 12:31

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Thanks but that's impossible for my age! (15)

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Justin Young 09/07/2013 at 12:32

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Eat more garlic, cinnamon, ginger, and honey, they'll strengthen your immune system. Get well soon! :)

Dusty Ventures > Justin Young 09/07/2013 at 12:37

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Man law: when you badly injure yourself, especially while doing something manly, act like its no big deal. When you get sick act like you're about to die.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Justin Young 09/07/2013 at 12:38

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Edit: commented on the wrong comment... my bad...

Uhm... 15 yeah... uhm.. you'll just have to suffer then :( Or get hold of some Vicodin.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 12:42

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He/She could perhaps cook up a concoction of all said ingredients and add a TON of Star anise to hide the taste?

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 12:59

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*gags * Of course no, not all at once. Garlic doesn't react well with all other said ingredients. A cuppa with cinnamon, honey, and ginger will do.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 13:02

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Ahh... My bad, didn't see the garlic there, But without the garlic said ingredients should make a rather nice cuppa yeah?

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 13:07

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Ja, very nice cuppa. My husband and I drink chai tea with these ingredients every morning. Freshly grated ginger greatly enhances the bitterness, yum.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 13:12

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Chai? What are you mate? A bloody Poofta?

Yeah. that's a joke ;) Chai is good shit really, the brits praise the Earl Grey like it was sacred or something.. Earl Grey with frigging MILK..

FUCK that... Proper tea does not deserve to be ruined by shait from a cow ;)

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 13:18

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Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 13:18

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We kiwis drink local tea bought from farmer markets. Chai is our favourite followed by green tea. Milk in tea? * gags*

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 13:25

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Hehe... me sister lived in NZ like 14 months or so, she always talked about some sort of tea... I never listened, I just wanted her to bring back some Marmite :)

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 14:57

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That would be Vegemite! We absobloodylutely can't live without it. Vegemite sarnie... * goes numb, starts drooling *

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 19:44

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Yeah, no.. She got me Marmite, pretty sure about that.. Anywho.. I love it :)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 20:00

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anywho.. a 'mite sarnie with crisps, bloody love it :)

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 20:53

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My dear, if you're trying to turn me on with the Vegemite talk, you're doing a fairly good job. Vegemite. * bites lip * Vegemite! * moans * VEGEMITE! * EXPLOSIVE ORGASM!*

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 21:00

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Hehe, I prefer marmite/my mate to vegemite mate :) But a Sarnie with yeast extract, a slice or two of pork, a dollop of tabasco, some cheddar, and a pickle.. Darn I'm turning meself on now...

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 21:22

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You're having a heap for lunch, matey. I'm short and small, so, I have a small stomach. Therefore I become stuffed after having a sarnie. My husband just blew his Vegemite breath in my face. Mmm !

Vegemite and Marmite are concentrated yeast extract spread. They're basically the same but Vegemite is better! * smears Vegemite across Laird's windscreen *

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/07/2013 at 21:31

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Hrrrmf... the Laird deployes windscreen wipers :P

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 09/07/2013 at 22:24

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*watches in delight as Laird's windscreen wipers rubber peeling off blades trying to get the thick smudge off*